Multi-Mission Helicopter Aircrewman and Mustard Expert
Facts About Me
- I play a lot of EDM music at work in hopes of random dance parties starting.
- My first Subaru was hit 9 times.
- My greatest fear is Molly; the girl, not the drug.
- On Wednesdays, I wear pink.
- I accept the basic life with my CLK convertible and testing the waters of Sriracha.
- I touch butts.
- I like wearing my Batman onesie and making whoosh sounds as I run around the house.
- I'm not saying I'm an escort, but sometimes I stand on corners downtown to update my worth.
- I aspire to be a Disney Princess, ideally Elsa from Frozen.